things i’m peeing my pants over…

first off, do you like my new hat? please tell me you like it. i got it today mostly, completely because of cute natalie and took it for a little test drive. a few questions, fellow hat-wearers, do you take them off in restaurants? how about department stores? what about when you’re sitting all by yourself watching reruns of toddlers in tiaras eating spoonful after spoonful of peanut butter? oh, bother.

onwards!

today i packed my entire life into three suitcases for five weeks worth of adventures. if you know me, you’d know that packing is one of the few things that can bring me to tears (along with sappy country songs, pixar movies, and my favorite shows getting cancelled). i am a terrible packer–on one trip i packed over eight swimsuits but only one shirt. yikes.

but this time i was happily packing! i am so excited for the next five weeks–lake trips, a family reunion, a new last name, and a cruise to the carribean are in store. are you peeing your pants yet? i am. speaking of, today at walmart i told the cashier that their bathrooms were so well hidden that i almost drained my main vein (not applicable for girls, i KNOW) right in the middle of electronics. she responded by telling me that she was suffering a strong case of sweaty-butt-syndrome and her underwear was sticking to her bum…i think i found my best friend today! just like me, she was literally incapable of making socially-acceptable small talk.

anyways, i will probably be a bit absent on the blog the next couple weeks. like, not completely but kind of. but! i will be posting over here next week about my style and other such silly things (please don’t laugh at my model attempts!)(…you promised!) …also i’m being nonchalant about this but i am stupidly excited! like, fifteen exclamation points excited!

happy saturday!

p.s. i’m a writer for craigslist now, don’t you know? if you are interested in a coffe-table or desk, look here and here.

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5 responses

  1. no for restaurants, yes to department stores (so people are tricked into thinking you’re stylish and the employees will help you out), and yes for everything impractical. no, really. i’m so glad that you’re stupidly excited because i’m equally so if not more! (insert twelve more obsessive exclamation points!)

  2. love ther hat and you have to be crazy, but than again you have me for a grandmother love you and Jeff

  3. I’m peeing my pants as well! I’m so excited that I get to see you two weekends in a row!! WHAT?! It will be awesome! And LOVE the hat!! Rock it everywhere!

  4. your blog is getting oh so fancy! i love it. you are great. also i got your invite and dieddd. so cute. and i am more than excited for wedding pictures coming from your general direction. woohoo! summer 2012!

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